Naked Man Arrested for Concealed Weapon
Posted on November 4, 2006 - Filed Under Funny |
I generally try to keep this blog somewhat high-brow, or at least out of the gutter, but sometimes incidents like this come up that demand attention. Long story short, a naked man was found masterbating on a tree-stump by a nature path and then, on being arrested by police, revealed that he had an awl (a pointed instrument for piercing small holes in leather, wood, etc. [source: dictionary.com]) lodged in his rectum. As one officer aptly put it, “You can’t get much more concealed than that”.
(Obviously, this did not happen in Ireland, but I don’t see why that’s any reason not to mention it.)
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thats just… brilliant frankly. Though id love to know what he was in prison for in the first place!