Time Gun Inc.
Posted on February 20, 2008 - Filed Under Life-In-General, Stuff I Want, Tech |
I’ve rambling incoherently to a few people about this in the past week, so the time seems ripe to blog it.
Imagine that you have too many things to do and too little time to do them. Not very hard to imagine, right? For instance right now I have two essays to write for Friday, another one to do for Monday, an exam next Thursday, another essay the following week, etc… and in between all this I’m trying to study for a serious challenging GAMSAT exam, lead something approximating a normal social life, stay fit by going to the gym, and so on. It’s not impossible to do all these things simultaneously, and other people have things far worse (this isn’t a plea for pity), but sometimes it just feels like there aren’t enough hours in the day to get everything done.
Enter Time Gun. Time Gun is a revolutionary device that stops time, rendering everything on Earth perfectly immobile except you and whatever you come into contact with. Thus, with Time Gun I could stop time right now, write my four essays, study for the Kant exam, study for the GAMSATs, etc… and then unfreeze time, perfectly primed for the coming days.
If nothing else, Time Gun certainly represents a more appealing alternative to what I presently do when confronted with a daunting workload, which is to drink way too much caffeine, head to the top floor of the library, and then blog nonsense because I can’t concentrate.
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lol.
you really want to be faster at sex?
That reads more homoerotic then intended.
I meant it as a jab at Cian’s crippling and well known premature ejaculation dillema.
Damn, I can’t believe your mom told you about that…
Told me? How could I forget. It was in the car, driving you home from school one day. We called you Dr. Cream Pants for years.
And it’s ironic now, you’re be-cumming a doctor.
Oh, Anthony, you are the living end.
Oh dear. You would use the power to freeze time to study?!
There’s so much wrong with that!
I saw one of ‘em Guns on ebay
i’d use it for rape.
You can borrow mine if you want. I’ve been using it for years to look at you while you shower but it’s just not cutting it for me anymore. You’ve gotten fat. I need knew time-freezing wank material.
id use it to rape Liam while he was raping somebody else.
“irony!”