Fool You Once, Shame on Me; Fool You Twice…
Posted on February 25, 2008 - Filed Under College |
It’s close to midnight on Sunday, and I have about half on my Marxism essay that was due on Friday written. I have none of my other essay written, and I don’t even know what the title is. This one is due for tomorrow.
Fortunately, I have a plan. I’m going to turn in the Marx essay tomorrow at some point, and then go home and write the other essay, with a view to completing it for Tuesday. If anybody asks questions I’ll just say the department was closed when I came to hand it in. Bulletproof.
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get a sick note. Duh. Say you have blurry vision and feel really cold. Or just say you have diahorrea and a headache. they cant prove you wrong on those symptoms and youll get a sick note. Say the note is for a lecturer. Otherwise they might be suspicious.
I don’t think there’s going to be any need for such measures. I’ll just say the department was closed. They’re unlikely to do anything negative.
I’m telling you, the internets will remember this and it’ll come back to bite you in the ass.
You know in texas we have a saying… fool me once, shame on… shame on you. Fool me- you can’t get fooled again.
-George W. Bush