Ticket Touting
Posted on March 10, 2008 - Filed Under Reform |
The lowest form of human depravity. Regular law ought not apply to those creatures that derive a living from screwing over everyone else. They should not be protected from anything; they are swine of the most degenerate nature and ought to be strung up by their innards by anyone with a taste for justice.
And fuck ticketmaster too, for its complicity in this racket. Why does it let people buy 9 tickets at once? You only need one or two. Nobody buys 9 tickets for friends. Why is it always ticketmaster that gets to distribute Irish concert tickets anyway, with their mammoth service charges?
Finally, there’s even a Dutch site that specialises in touting, which to my mind seems totally illegal. I was so pissed off this morning that I emailed the the EU about this matter. There has to be some brutal crackdown on the concert ticket industry, complete with police raids and batons cracking open skulls and such. Nothing short of this will do the trick or satiate the public appetite for justice.
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rofl!
“I emailed the EU”
You’ve gone batshit insane.
How do I emailed EU?