Welcome to Firstville, Population: Me
Posted on June 30, 2008 - Filed Under College |
Fuck Yeah!
Just got my results, and I ended up with 840/1200 marks, which works out as exactly 70 (i.e., a first), meaning I did exactly the bare minimum to get this degree. Hahaha, and the bare minimum amounted to little more than turning up at a friend’s place the night before exams and going over stuff. Well, that and handing in some pretty decent essay that I knocked out in a caffeine-fueled daze. I didn’t even go to lecturers for the last semester, and I still pwned the papers. LOLOLOLOL, fuck you college! I’m too smart for you!
Apologies if I seem a little arrogant and exuberant here, but I’m totally gay for myself right now…
Hahaha, yes!
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Well done Cian, we’re all proud of you! (This part is not sarcastic)
(Population: not only your little arrogance, but others as well.)
Well done.
Congratulations xx
i already congradulated you so now i can take you down a peg to remind you that : Great, your the smartest retard in the retard class.
Hurrah for lazy arts students.
Technically, I did less than you and still got a first
(836 marks*)
*[If you get over 68% but get firsts in at least 30 credits while not getting elss than 60% in anything you get a 1.1 too. I managed firsts in 55 credits, thus negating my relatively shit second year results and striking a blow for the Lazy cause.]
Well done cian
Pfh. Luck.