Cian's Blog » Food http://www.cianboland.com A Critique of My Life and Other Miscellaneous Debris Wed, 21 Jul 2010 22:55:51 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Om Nom Nom Nom http://www.cianboland.com/2009/10/10/nom-nom-nom-2/ http://www.cianboland.com/2009/10/10/nom-nom-nom-2/#comments Sat, 10 Oct 2009 13:24:21 +0000 Cian http://www.cianboland.com/?p=1464

“Braineaters”

OI! OI! OI!

Brains for dinner
Brains for lunch
Brains for breakfast
Brains for brunch
Brains at every single meal,
Why can’t we have some guts?

OI! OI! OI!

Brains are all we ever get at this rotten fucking place,
brains are all we ever get, why can’t we have a change of pace!

Brains for dinner
Brains for lunch
Brains for breakfast
Brains for brunch
Brains at every single meal,
Why can’t we have some guts?
Why can’t we have some guts?

Why can’t we have some fucking rotten guts?

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I made cookies today. I’d be lying if I claimed they were very good, but the experience was not altogether a waste.

Lessons learned:

1. The temperatures in American recipes are in Fahrenheit.

2. In cooking, less is sometimes more; doubling the amount of vanilla essence called for in the recipe does not make something twice as nice.

3. Cookies are supposed to be soft when you take them out of the oven; leaving them in for longer doesn’t firm them, it burns them.

4. Cookies are a sometimes food; vegan or not, the ingredients used in making cookies are not very healthy and eating too many of them will make you fat.

5. If you’re inexperienced in the kitchen and making something for the first time then the ‘preparation time’ stated in the recipe does not apply to you. At all.

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I made banana and maple syrup vegan pancakes for lunch and ate them like “OM NOM NOM NOM!”. This is easy.

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