“Sory Wrong Number”
Posted on January 9, 2010 - Filed Under Personal | 2 Comments
Why would someone go to the trouble of writing down a made-up number for you and pretend it’s theirs? Why not just use some stock excuse, or say you’re not interested or whatever? I was having such a good day too…
Whiskey And Wine, I Feel Dreadfully Unusual
Posted on August 16, 2009 - Filed Under Personal | Leave a Comment
It’s a really vicious combination. I can’t write much because I can’t find my glasses. According to sources I was a bit of a mess last night. I’ve spent the last few hours stewing in my dehydration because I don’t want to leave my room and risk facing anybody else who lives here.
Sincere apologies to [...]
3 Brothers
Posted on May 30, 2009 - Filed Under Personal | 2 Comments
In the past I have stated that I have 4 brothers: my biological brother Killian, Anthony, Eoin and Shane. Having spent a large portion of last night in my biological brother’s company, I can now unequivocally aver that I only have 3 brothers: Anthony, Eoin and Shane. Killian is a fucking useless asshole, and a [...]
Vegan For Life
Posted on May 25, 2009 - Filed Under Animals, Personal | 3 Comments
I started being a vegan as part of a bet (which ended last night), but it’s been such a riotous hoot that now I think I’ll stick with it.
The Good Hangover
Posted on May 23, 2009 - Filed Under Personal | Leave a Comment
Usually I feel a bit fuzzy and down the day after drinking but today I feel great. Maybe it’s the sunshine outside, or the fading radiance of last night’s proceedings; everyone seemed really happy. However, I’ve a sneaking suspicion that I may just have happened upon a drinking sequence that makes my brain purr good [...]
Small Victory
Posted on May 16, 2009 - Filed Under Personal | Leave a Comment
I cut my hair myself while I was hungover, and it turned out better than I had any right to expect. Take that, world.
An Incomplete Visual History of My Hair
Posted on May 13, 2009 - Filed Under Personal | 6 Comments
Forewarning: this is probably the vainest post I’ll ever make (and yes, I know the photos are flattering, but it’s my goddamn blog!)
{ – photo redacted for being crap – }
Old photo with short hair, at least 2 years old.
Another old one, longer hair.
This is over a year old I think.
Definitely over a year old. [...]
The Blair Witch Project And Me
Posted on April 5, 2009 - Filed Under Film, Personal | Leave a Comment
I have ALWAYS FUCKING HATED this film, and I’ve never even watched it fully. It’s not the way it’s shot, nor the acting, nor the plot, nor anything else related to the production. Instead, I hate it because I’m scared shitless of it.
Some background information is necessary here. The film came out around 1999, and [...]
New Site Unearthed
Posted on March 29, 2009 - Filed Under Internets, Personal | Leave a Comment
I don’t want to big it up too much, but I think that TheLivingDeadbeat.com is set to be the best website of all time. However, in the interests of full disclosure I must reveal that Mr. Chainsaw, one of the site’s founders, and myself go back a long, long time…
Eye See You
Posted on July 21, 2008 - Filed Under Personal | 1 Comment
Sitemeter never sleeps…
Dum da da Dum…
Posted on June 27, 2008 - Filed Under Personal | Leave a Comment
Having spent the past few hours reading and watching YouTube videos in a tired stupor, I somehow seem to have reawakened my idealism. Thus, I would like to extend heartfelt thanks to Chinese totalitarians and religious advocates of censorship for reminding me that Western liberal values are so imperilled, and for triggering in me the [...]
Because it’s usually better to err on the side of caution…
Posted on March 10, 2008 - Filed Under Personal | 5 Comments
Ignore the distracted visage and marvel at the artistic brilliance.
